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  1. What’s a pirate’s favorite cast member to kill off in the first season?
  2. In Soviet wormhole, orb scans YOU!
  3. Riker’s still waiting to land that HBO standup special
  4. Lookin’ for orbs in all the wrong places
  5. Stop the kid before he says something about “watersports”
  6. Next, we shoot at the replicators until they can make rainbows.
  7. She Quarks Hard For The Money
  8. The Hamburglar is actually Ferengi, was saying “Dabo Dabo!” all along
  9. LET’S FIGHT THEM for any given value of “them”
  10. Not to be confused with Roy Orbison
  11. The Dukat is out of the bag
  12. more like miles o’beamin
  13. ...was how to pistol-hands somebody who outdrew ya, hallelujah
  14. Let Sleeping Jakes Lie
  15. Fellowship of the ring-shaped space station
  16. Women do a lot of things, Wes.
  17. If I had my little way / I’d dream beaches every day
  18. Wes then attempts to take a swim in the holopond.
  19. Opaka’s a real audiophile IYKWIM
  20. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is kind of a lazy jerk
  21. You don’t have to beam home but you can’t stay here
  22. WE’LL BE GREETED AS LIBERATORS
  23. Major Kira if you’re nasty
  24. When a mace flies at your face / you must shift it
  25. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself…
  26. No, Geordi, you’re not conveying noble frustration quite right.
  27. O’Brien vs. O’Brien, Picard vs. Picard
  28. Captain Picard, of the OOC Enterprise
  29. Comet Comet Comet Comet Comet Chameleon
  30. pecking order more like holodecking order amirite
  31. Secular Winter Holiday Extravaganza
  32. Miles and Keiko IN - A Double Date with Destiny!
  33. My girlfriend lives in the Canada sector…
  34. Big Book of Idioms + Thesaurus = Data joke generator
  35. People associate my character name with being both top AND bottom…
  36. He assimilates entire background characters and I fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here!
  37. Today is a good day to (roll a twenty-sided) die
  38. Anagrams include ‘I shun bra jail’ and ‘Uh, sir? Anal jib.’
  39. Oedipal underwear
  40. Picard will spend a whole session at some point just making Sisko brush his hair ad nauseum
  41. Riker proceeds to chat up the computer for fifteen minutes
  42. Seriously, the Enterprise crew go through datapads like toiletpaper
  43. So my character doesn’t have to have Dopterian herpes, either?
  44. “Occupy Bajor” involved very few Guy Fawkes masks
  45. The space station contains potassium benzoate
  46. Bill Striker laughs in the face of condoms
  47. It’s like holograms in your BRAIN
  48. First Officer’s log -- I never thought it’d happen to me, but…
  49. I heard your dad went into a holodeck and he played all the detective scenarios in the holodeck and they had to close the holodeck.
  50. You were dead the minute you fired on that holo-emitter.

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