#002 - I heard your dad went into a holodeck and he played all the detective scenarios in the holodeck and they had to close the holodeck.

I will say that among my favorite moments on TNG were episodes where Patrick Stewart, a very fine actor indeed, got to play Jean Luc Picard, Lousy Actor, whether in the holodeck or on stage in one of Bev Crusher’s community theater productions. You have to give the guy massive credit for managing to be so convincingly, effortlessly cringe-inducing in his affected badness.
It’s funny, though, we almost always saw holodeck episodes, at least the earlier ones, as things where the bridge crew in general were sort of awkward and self-conscious about what they were doing, which seems sort of weird if taken at face value: this holodeck thing is the best video game ever but everybody’s all weirdly stilted about it? But it’s not so weird if you accept that it’s these characters, specifically, who were bad at it. Maybe because they were career-minded enough that they just didn’t get time in there? Maybe because they just weren’t naturally disposed to that kind of thing? Or maybe they were just a bunch of squares, I dunno.
Reg Barclay certainly knew how to get into the spirit of things, at least until everybody went and messed that up for him, so clearly the whole awkward inhibition thing wasn’t a constant.
Picard: LaForge, status report on the holodecks.
Geordi: It doesn’t look good, Captain. The holo-emitters are all fried, the matrix is down, I can’t even replicate most of the parts I need.
Picard: I’ve got my Dixon Hill mystery at nineteen hundred hours. I have to rescue a dame. Surely you can do something.
Geordi: I’m all out of ideas, sir. Holodeck is just plain busted, there’s not much I can–
Picard: What about re-routing power from the secondary ion-field conduits?
Geordi: Captain?
Picard: Perhaps…yes, yes! We could parameterize the phase inversion coils and use that to remodulate the carrier frequency…
Geordi: Sir, you’re…you’re just randomly stringing together jargon that you’ve overheard in Engineering…
Picard: Dixon Hill, Geordi. I need this! Make it so!
Picard: Just…make it so. Make it so.
It's absolutely an "eat your cake and have it too" moment here, me having Geordi razz Picard for making up technobabble when I'm literally making up technobabble for both of them.