Or: Not How Metafilter Actually Works

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I decided to teach myself the Flixel game library, and this little satirical platformer is what grew out of that Hello World project.

Collect little plus signs through fifteen thrilling levels! Try not to get flagged, three of those and you get a timeout! Run out of timeouts and it's the banhammer for you.

Hold down A when you're starting a new game to restart from the last subsite you got to. Just like in the original Super Mario Bros., where that was a thing you could do as it happens.

(Bring it on home, now.)