"If You Want A Vision Of The Future, Imagine An Elf Singing A Random Burroughsian Cut-Up Christmas Carol—Forever."

Endless Jingling

a crooning elf
(reload the page for a new combination)

Everybody sing along!

Endless Jingling was written and recorded by Josh Millard. It selects a handful of christmas songs at random from a collection of three dozen recordings, then jumps around randomly between them forever and ever and ever or until you reload for a new combination of songs.

It does not currently make noise on iPhones. Sorry, iPhones.